Milking Machine

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A farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE for his dairy farm.

Curious about the machine, he tried it on his penis and he had a wonderful orgasm. But he can't remove it.

So he reads the manual and faints. It says: "AUTO RELEASE after 2 litres."



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